insert witty title here

hey im Gaven. ask what you want to get to know me if you want

celestial-sexhair:

Why does an animated television show understand love better than government

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via mssamanthataylor)

trebled-negrita-princess:

pokemon-i-choose-you:

soupery:

Eevee Time!

couldnt fit in the other eevees aaaaaaaa q^q

Flame Princess / Princess Bubblegum / Marceline / Lady / Finn / Ice King / Jake / Group

idea credit: x

OH MY LORD

this is too great

(via harrierattk)

theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

(via worldsweirdesttransgirl)

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

(Source: exoergic, via synkr0nized)

Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got. Robert Brault (via zodiacchic)

(Source: creatingaquietmind, via organicafe)

zestyoranges:

sagansense:

The #CreationDebate in a nutshell.

Honestly who was expecting anything else though

(via roseerin)

a-heart-of-calcifer:

ehlnofey:

When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red.
But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were a natural phenomenon. And the bizarre apple turned Mr Morrish into something of a celebrity in his village with scores of neighbours queuing up to take a photograph of it.
Experts say that the odds of finding an apple with such a perfect line between the green and the red are more than 1million to one. [source]

My Biology major boyfriend got a scholarship for excellence in Botany as well as a scholarship for excellence in Biology and Zoology
I asked him if this his possible and all he said was “I don’t know, plants are fucking weird”

a-heart-of-calcifer:

ehlnofey:

When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red.

But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were a natural phenomenon. And the bizarre apple turned Mr Morrish into something of a celebrity in his village with scores of neighbours queuing up to take a photograph of it.

Experts say that the odds of finding an apple with such a perfect line between the green and the red are more than 1million to one. [source]

My Biology major boyfriend got a scholarship for excellence in Botany as well as a scholarship for excellence in Biology and Zoology

I asked him if this his possible and all he said was “I don’t know, plants are fucking weird”

(via coronaeatsbabies)